A Slip of the Tongue Lands a Husband in the Doghouse

A man sat dejectedly on his porch, and his neighbor, noticing his mood, approached to check on him. The man, hesitant at first, finally explained he was in trouble with his wife after answering one of those tricky questions women sometimes ask. Curious, the neighbor asked what the question was. The man revealed his wife had asked if he would still love her when she’s old, fat, and ugly. The neighbor, thinking it was a simple question, suggested he should have just said, “Of course, I will.” The man groaned and explained that instead, he had accidentally said, “Of course, I do.” The unintended implication was that he already saw his wife as old, fat, and ugly. The neighbor laughed, while the man lamented his blunder. The story humorously illustrates the importance of careful communication, especially when navigating sensitive topics in relationships.

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